Welcome to The new Site of the weird Sick but true facts page.
Compiled by Dr. Jeremiah Hogtrotter & Prof. Cornelius Battenberg.

BABY CHICKEN
A 50 year old woman was brought into a New York emergency room complaining of abdominal pains.
During an examination, doctors found that the woman's labia were pinned together with old safety pins. Further inside, they found the dismembered body of a chicken. The woman explained that she inserted the chicken pieces, convinced that they would grow into a baby.

INNER SKELETON
A 63 year old widow was admitted to hospital in Recife, Brazil, suffering abdominal pains. X-rays showed that she was carrying a 20 inch long skeleton of a foetus which she conceived a decade
earlier. It had become lodged outside the womb and was never expelled from her body.

FEMALE SOFA
A 500lb woman from Illinois was examined in hospital. During the
examination, an asthma inhaler fell from under her armpit, a
dime was found under one of her breasts, and a remote control was found
lodged between the folds of her vulva.

OUCH!
A couple hobbled into a Washington emergency room covered in bloody
restaurant towels. The man had his around his waist, and the woman
had hers around her head. They eventually explained to doctors that
they had gone out that evening for a romantic dinner. Overcome with
passion, the woman crept under the table to administer oral sex to
the man. While in the act, she had an epileptic fit, which caused her to clamp
down on the man's member and wrench it from side to side. In agony
and desperation, the man grabbed a fork and stabbed her in the head
until she let go.

BLIND DRUNK
A drunk staggered into a Pennsylvania ER complaining of severe pain
while trying to remove his contact lenses. He said that they would
come out half way, but they always popped back in.
A nurse tried to help using a suction pump, but without success.
Finally, a doctor examined him and discovered that the man did not
have his contact lenses in at all. He had been trying to rip out
the membrane of his cornea.

GROWING SEASON
An old woman in a North Carolina ER complained of green vines
growing from her vagina. Investigation revealed a large potato trapped in
her womb. The woman then suddenly remembered that she had inserted
it two weeks previously, because she thought that her uterus was falling
out.

PRICKLY PAIR
In Michigan, a man came into the ER with lacerations to his penis.
He complained that his wife had "a rat in her pussy" and it bit him
during sex. After an examination of his wife, if was revealed that
she had a surgical needle left inside her after a recent hysterectomy.

LAST STAND
A Cambridge man hobbled into casualty complaining of a permanent
erection. He admitted to doctors that while on holiday in Cuba, he
frequented many brothels, and in one he was given some erectile cream
to keep him hard. He was told to use it sparingly.
However, since he was having so much fun, he kept using more and
more. By the time he came to casualty, all the blood vessels in his
penis were swollen and his testicles had ballooned in size.
Doctors could do nothing except prescribe painkillers, and told him
that it would return to flaccidity in a few days. They also told him
to enjoy his erection while it lasted, because it was going to be his
last.

YUK!
A 64 year old woman with colon cancer kept returning to hospital with
an infection around her stoma (the hole where the tube from her
colostomy bag is inserted). There was also a mysterious whitish ooze
emanating from it. After eventually inquiring into her private life,
the doctors found out that she led an active sex life. "And," she told
them, "when we're feeling really energetic, my husband gets his kicks out of
removing the bag and using my stomach!"